Contoh Jawapan Budak Bengap!

Nak kata bengap pun tak boleh jugak sebab nampak kreatif pulak jawapan budak-budak ni.

TOLONG!!! Ada orang terperangkap dalam Facebook!

Panduan Menggunakan Tandas Untuk LELAKI & PEREMPUAN!

Selalunya kenderaan atau pun barangan elektrik je yang ada user instruction ni. Tapi, hari ini tandas pun dah keluarkan user instructionnya sendiri.

Top 10 Movie di Panggung Wayang Untuk Minggu (11/4 - 17/4) 2011

Kadang-kadang ada antara kita yang hilang idea untuk menonton cerita apa di panggung wayang. Ada juga yang tertanya-tanya movie apa yang best sekarang? Sampaikan ada yang pakai main beli je tiket kat kaunter tanpa selidik dahulu cerita apa yang nak tengok. Almaklumlah,duit banyak sangat sampai tak tahu nak buat apa. Buat mereka yang nak buat marathon movie di mana-mana panggung di Malaysia, aku cadangkan kamu go through carta di bawah. Berguna juga info ini bagi kaki wayang. Kalau kaki dvd, kamu boleh la berkawan dengan orang Indonesia. Boleh pergi Gunung Everest lawan dengan yeti. Tak pun ke Terusan Suez lawan The Mummy. Hahahaha....

Kalau tak best citer ni, kamu boleh qonjang pengarah filem die. Tapi, takkan la tak best kalau dah termasuk dalam Top10. Dipersembahkan Carta Filem Paling Popular di Malaysia untuk Minggu 11/4/11 - 17/4/2011 !!!

1. Rio

RIO is a 3-D animation feature from the makers of the "Ice Age" films. Set in the magnificent city of Rio de Janeiro and the lush rainforest of Brazil, the comedy-adventure centers on Blu, a rare macaw who thinks he is the last of his kind. When Blu discovers there's another - and that she's a she - he leaves the comforts of his cage in small town Minnesota and heads to Rio. But it's far from love at first sight between the domesticated and flight-challenged Blu and the fiercely independent, high-flying female, Jewel. Unexpectedly thrown together, they embark on an adventure of a lifetime, where they learn about friendship, love, courage, and being open to life's many wonders. RIO brings together a menagerie of vivid characters, a heart-warming story, colorful backdrops, energizing Latin and contemporary music, and family-friendly song and dance.

(Source: 20th Century Fox)

2. Source Code

When decorated soldier Captain Colter Stevens (Jake Gyllenhaal) wakes up in the body of an unknown man, he discovers he's part of a mission to find the bomber of a Chicago commuter train. In an assignment unlike any he's ever known, he learns he's part of a government experiment called the "Source Code," a program that enables him to cross over into another man's identity in the last 8 minutes of his life. With a second, much larger target threatening to kill millions in downtown Chicago, Colter re-lives the incident over and over again, gathering clues each time, until he can solve the mystery of who is behind the bombs and prevent the next attack.

(Source: Golden Screen Cinemas)

3. Ghost Must Be Crazy

"The Ghost Must Be Crazy" has two different stories entitled "The Day Off" and "The Ghost Bride". In "The Day Off", Ah Nan (John Cheng) and Ah Lei (Wang Lei) goes for their annual in-camp training and they meet a very "on" Platoon Commander. As they're about to play a prank on the Commander as a form of revenge for all the rigorous training they had to put up with, a series of strange things happen. In "Ghost Bride", Ah Hui (Henry Thia) who is unlucky in love meets a stranger, Ah Hai (Mark Lee), who promises him fortune and blessings if he seeks help from 'brothers and sisters' in the netherworld. Ah Hui does so and ends up finding a beautiful jade bangle inside a red packet. Soon after, Ah Hui strikes the lottery, but spends it all lavishly. Just when he is down in the dumps again, Ah Hai offers him another solution and something strange happens.

(Source: Cinema Online)

4. Dilarang Masuk

Fatia, Badrul, Juli and Ronnie are a close knit of friends who are lost while jungle-trekking through the foggy hills. They soon stumble upon a sinister bungalow in the middle of nowhere and they're forced to seek shelter for the night. Within the creepy darkness, they discover hidden loot in duffel bags - two decomposing bodies and a loaded gun. All of them are soon embroiled in a fatal mystery when one of them gets possessed and the gun goes missing, testing the very bonds of their friendship.

(Source: Cinema Online)

5. Don't Go Breaking My Heart

Yen is a single girl from China working in an IT company in Hong Kong. Overwhelmed by the hustle and bustle of this sleepless city, she feels increasingly like a fish out of water. One day, she notices a handsome hunk, Sean, in the office building across the street from hers trying to catch her attention with paper signs. A quirky romance ensues as she starts communicating with him by paper signs every day. However, it turns out that the love notes Sean has been writing are only meant for a sexy vixen working at the office above hers. Just when Yen is ready to crawl back to her lonesome shell, her fate changes again. She befriends a beggar called Kevin in the park who is actually an elite architect who ended up wandering the streets after losing his self. Yen starts helping him rebuild his confidence and get back on tracks. Months pass. Sean finally gives up his life as a playboy and realizes Yen is the dream girl he would like to spend the rest of his life with. Meanwhile, the rebound Kevin is also planning to propose to Yen at the rooftop of his latest design that was inspired by his love for her. Yen is no longer alone and lonely, but will she be able to find her true love?

(Source: Golden Screen Cinemas)

6. Just Go With It

In Just Go With It, a plastic surgeon, romancing a much younger schoolteacher, enlists his loyal assistant to pretend to be his soon to be ex-wife, in order to cover up a careless lie. When more lies backfire, the assistant's kids become involved, and everyone heads off for a weekend in Hawaii that will change all their lives.

(Source: Sony Pictures Releasing International)

7. Hop

Hop tells the comic tale of Fred (James Marsden), an out-of-work slacker who accidentally injures the Easter Bunny (voiced by Russell Brand) and must take him in as he recovers. As Fred struggles with the world's worst houseguest, both will learn what it takes to finally grow up.

(Source: United International Pictures)

8. Cun

Luna (Maya Karin) is a popular reality TV host for a show called "Meletups" who runs away after finding out that her boyfriend is cheating on her. Feeling heartbroken, Luna and her assistant Tom set off to a rural village in Kedah where she meets Atan (Remy Ishak), a handsome and kind villager. During her stay in the village, Luna starts to fall in love with the serene and peaceful lifestyle as well as gaining the approval of Atan's family. However, a complication that happened in the city forces Luna to choose between the village life or return to her fabulous lifestyle back in the city.

(Source: Cinema Online)

9. Choy Lee Fut

"Choy Lee Fut" revolves around two best friends in Europe (played by real-life best friends Sammy Hung and Kane Kosugi) who love martial arts. They are Hung Gar exponents after learning the art from Hung's father (Sammo Hung). When they want to learn other forms of martial arts, they head off to China in an attempt to learn the art of Choy Li Fut Kung Fu. Kosugi's character wants to learn the art to avenge his grandfather who was once defeated by a female exponent of the art and wanted to learn but never had the chance to. When the duo head to China, they learn that the Choy Li Fut school is being challenged by a rival school. The duo enters a martial arts tournament to save the future of the school.

(Source: Cinema Online)

10. Mappillai

This remake of superstar Rajinikanth's blockbuster hit of the same name, follows rising star Dhanush as the hero of the story. The movie centres on the tiffs between the hero and his mother-in-law who's played by Manisha Koirala, which marks her return to the silver screen after a long hiatus. The story begins when Dhanush falls in love with Hansika Motwani and marries her despite the disapproval of the Hansika's mom. It's not long until a cold war starts to brew between mother-in-law and son-in-law and as they both struggle to overtake one another with hilarious consequences.

(Source: Cinema Online)

Bintang Paling Popular Berita Harian 2010

Tahniah buat Shaheizy Sam Abdul Samad atau lebih pupular dengan nama Sam atas kejayaan merangkul gelaran Bintang Paling Popular Berita Harian 2010 pada hari Ahad yang lepas (3 April 2011). Mungkin tidak ramai yang mengenali jejaka tampan ini pada 17 tahun yang lepas ketika dia baru menceburi bidang lakonan. Namun hari ini, satu Malaysia akan menjerit apabila namanya diumumkan dalam segala acara yang dihadirinya. Siapa yang tidak mengenali Sam yang popular dengan taglinenya I Love U! 


Nama Sam mula dikenali ramai setelah lakonannya dalam filem arahan Syamsul Yusof iaitu Bohsia: Jangan Pilih Jalan Hitam. Ada juga yang mengatakan populariti Sam melonjak ketika filem Adnan Sempit terbitan MiG. Walaubagaimanapun, Sam tetap popular hari ini atas kerja kerasnya selama 17 tahun. Bukan kejap tu. Ketika diumumkan sebagai Bintang Paling Popular, Sam telah berterima kasih kepada Dato' Siti Nurhaliza kerana telah menarik diri daripada anugerah tersebut, yang mana telah memberi laluan kepadanya untuk merangkul anugerah berprestij tersebut untuk julung kalinya. 


Terima kasih juga kepada gimik yang dirancang oleh Berita Harian untuk mengumumkan anugerah Bintang Paling Popular. Kau memang BEST la Usop Wilca!!!!!! Sape-sape yang setuju yang Usop Wilca dah popular di ABPBH 2010, sila angkat macam Usop Wilca...

Parlimen Malaysia Nak Tayang Video Seks

(Salah satu babak dalam video tersebut.)

Pengerusi DAP, Karpal Singh mencadangkan supaya rakaman video seks melibatkan seorang pemimpin pembangkang ditayangkan di Parlimen. Dan, hampir majoriti ahli dewan bersetuju untuk menontonnya. Apa dah jadi dengan Malaysia ni?


Hari ini, kita didedahkan dengan perbuatan ahli parlimen kita yang dulunya kita undi dan lantik mereka untuk mewakili dan membawa suara kita kepada kerajaan, tetapi hari ini nak tengok citer blue pulak. DALAM DEWAN RAKYAT!!! Ahli-ahli parlimen yang sepatutnya menggubal undang-undang negara, kini sedang sibuk nak berbahas samada membenarkan tayangan video seks dalam dewan atau pun sebaliknya. 


Soalan yang pertama! Siapa dia ni Karpal Signh??? Dia ni kafir. Kalau dia nak tengok video porno pun, dosa memang dia dah dapat. Neraka confirm! Yang peliknya, kenapa ahli-ahli parlimen kita yang beragama Islam ni nak ikut pendapat Karpal sangat? Penting sangat ke video seks tu berbanding hal agama dan negara?


Soalan yang kedua! Polis yang DiRaja Malaysia tu tengah siasat kes ni sekarang. Serahkan saja pada mereka. Bukan tak cekap polis kita. Kalau tak cekap, tak ada la diiktiraf sebagai pasukan polis paling cekap di dunia. Dah berusia 204 tahun pun. Soalannya, kamu ni waras ke tidak?


Soalan yang ketiga, iaitu soalan terakhir! Kita tahu pemimpin yang ada sekarang sombong-sombong orangnya, bukan baik sangat pun. Sikit-sikit main 'politik longkang'. Tak payah tuduh sesiapa la. Sama je baik dari kerajaan mahu pun pembangkang. Jadi,bila dah jadi macam ni,semua pihak salah. Sebab semua pihak bukan betul sangat pun. Cuba kita tengok,lepas keluar berita mengenai video seks ni semua orang nak keluarkan kenyataan. Yang kerajaan dengan cara kerajaan, yang pembangkang dengan cara pembangkangnya. Persoalannya, ada ke orang yang betul-betul boleh ganti ahli politik kotor ni? Tolong bangun dan ambil alih negara. Aku dah muak dengan politik Malaysia sekarang.


Dinasihati, kalau nak tengok video seks edaran 'Datuk T' tu silalah tengok dalam bilik sendiri. Tak perlulah nak cemarkan Dewan Rakyat yang mulia tu. Takut nanti,lepas je tengok video tu ramai-ramai masuk toilet. Buat apa kat toilet YB????????




p/s : mujurlah yang dipertua dewan rakyat tan sri pandikar amin mulia tidak membenarkan tayangan video seks itu di parlimen.

Nama Bandar Yang Pelik

Ini aku jumpa dalam satu website mat salleh yang rajin travel. Semua ni kat oversea je. Lepas ni, aku nak pusing satu Malaysia cari nama tempat yang pelik. Sebab kat negara kita ni memang terlalu banyak nama bandar mahu pun pekan yang kita sendiri tak pernah dengar, malahan siap tergelak-gelak sampai tergolek atas tanah bila baca nama tempat tu. Hah! Moh le kite layan gambar2 ni. Siapa la yang bangang sangat bagi nama macam ni kan.